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[22 Jan 2012|01:48pm] |
 dumb things that happened last night
i peed in my pants
kelly drove drunk to the store for more booze (i chaperoned, don't follow our bad example)
i threw up in the dog's bed and on the wall
i took a shot out of a turkey baster
i got rack city stuck in my head
i made kelly take a picture of my tits
i spammed instagram/tumblr/twitter with pictures
i thought i locked my keys in my car, broke into it, and the found them on the counter
all in all it was a fun night. i needed a break from the stress that my retarded job brings me and what better and more immature way to subdue the pressure with a couple of fifths. round two might commence tomorrow or possibly next weekend.
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[16 Jan 2012|11:31pm] |
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this weekend cannot come faster
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[12 Jan 2012|06:54pm] |
nobody will ever understand how much i love this bitch.
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[25 Dec 2011|11:31pm] |
merry chrimbus!!
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[22 Dec 2011|08:44pm] |
i hit my hand on my steering wheel and the blister(s) burst. its already looking infected and we only have ronald mcdonald baby bandaids so i'm looking forward to that.
some little girl was standing in a booth, knocking the chandelier around at work, her parents watched. i told her she needed to sit down, and she throws her trash on the counter, sticks her tongue out at me and runs back to her parents, who still do nothing. discipline your brats, at least in public please.
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